All I Can Say: He Had it Coming To Him

This is by far THE most hilarious thing i have ever seen.....so far please just watch it because really, he DID have it coming for him. Too bad we dont have anymore money for ex presidents to have secret service anymore....haha.

On another note, did you know in Utah its legal to discriminate against sexual orientation in jobs and schools? What has the world come to? Canceling intelligent tellevision shows like Pushing Daises, - which was the only soap on tv that stimulated your intellect- discriminating human beings for whom they choose to love and a giant list of horrors that would take years years to write.

 

My Heart Is Going To Break In Two

http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/midnightsun.html

Just so everyone knows i didnt just find out I was just reading what she said, but when i did read this, i almost cried. How could someone just do that to her?! Sucking her for all her worth and exploiting it. Shes only a human!! (we think) But seriously! It makes me want to rip that persons head off and roast it slowly on a stick! I know she will never read this ( which makes me feel horrid that i will never get to talk to her) but i just hopes she knows that some of us WILL wait for her beautiful works until theyre published, because we love her and want to support her wonderful gift not just because we want a juicy story but because her description and illustrative, talented writing is beyond words. I really hope she knows this but if she dosnt I will do everything in my power to let her know.

Dont Forget!!!

I know I love Twilight with all my being but i cant forget my first love: HARRY POTTER!!!!

Harry Potter came first and will always hold a HUGE place in my entire existence so......EVERYONE READ THE BOOKS AND FOR PETES DRAGON, SEE THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ITS OFFICIAL!!!!!! NEW MOON IS IN PRODUCTION!!!!!!!!!!! (big surprise seeing as the ending is amazing and the movie is beyond words...) hngjrebfrshjgiseh!!!!!!!!hfdujbgrdiohguirehgirsohgioert94eu5943ut8eut845ye89

So Epic....

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Blame Me

So you can all blame me!
-oLiVe <(=^.^=)>

Soccer

This is going to be short but i dont care. Last Saturday i played soccer. (yes i really did actually play, not watch) The field was muddy, the sun beating down upon us and it was as humid as ever. By us i mean around 10 boys and me. Woo Hoo....so i did my best and actually blocked the goal! With my face mind you, i wasnt paying attention and someone kicked it right in to my face by accident. It knocked me flat on my butt. I got up and kinda felt like roosify the cat when his face gets smashed in the mouse hole but all was well (no i did not cry, i know you think i did) After, we (i watched this) did a number of boyish things i.e. throw rocks a bypassing cars, put nails point up in the road, cat-call (i did NOT do this i promise you), pee wherever you may(i did NOT watch or do this either), and all that in between. So, don't misunderstand me the day had its highlights.

Hey at least now i know kinda what it feels like to be punched in the face, it kinda oddly felt refreshing...

I am an IDIOT!!!

Shame upon me for this! For not checking The Twilight Lexicon and not staying updated on news! The long Twilight trailer is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I may have already seen it in theatres but then again i may have forgotten because all i remember is going to see The Dark Knight (which is amazing bye the way) and waiting for it to start and then all the sudden i see "when you live forever, what do you live for?" on the screen and immediatly start full blown screaming. Well, to be quite honest it was really squealing, screeching, hyperventilating, and all that good stuff. Sage and Flan had to restrain me and try to sush me as people in the movie theatre annoyed and worried at me due to my having some sort of fit but anyways...HERE IT IS!!!! ENJOY!!!!!

Super Babies

So at my new school they speak only spanish and when they do speak english in english class it usually comes out something like this, "The lady want to f*** her dog" and "There is a f***ing beside the horses" whatever that means....but my favorite is when they talk about irresponsible sexual activites in the ENGLISH class and say, "If you have irresposible sex then you will have Super Babies" and when they were dicussing the things that were going on in a picture of a blind lady walking a German Shepard they were saying things like, "The lady wants to f*** her dog and then they will have SUPER DOG BABIES!" "But, then the dog dosnt like the lady because she is the ugliest human he has ever seen." "The dog tries to escape because he is desperate and he sees a beautiful girl that he wants to f***" I just sat emmbarrassed and slightly amused at there immproper english. Sat there as they said these things aloud to the teacher and eachother (the teacher was laughing too), howling with laughter. I wont go into what they said about other pictures because believe it or not they were worse. Except for one thing, the way they say Super Babies will forever be laminated in my mind. Try saying this alloud, "Soopur Biebies" try it a few times. I just cant seem to get it out of my head.

On to another subject, I would really like to go home for the winter because of several matters. If anyone has a few hundred dollars they could graciously spare for my plane ticket that would be fantastic....

Attraction Pour La Mode

I have a new blog, well kind of new because its been running for a while now, but anyways, its called Attraction Pour La Mode which is French for Attraction for Fashion. I havent mentioned it for a while because it was still in progress and somehow Hannah stumbled upon it when I had but one post so no offense, you werent just left out. Flan and I are supposed to both be working on it but as of late it has just been me so....

Well, I would like it if you would take a look and tell me what you think either through email or comments. I update it often so please watch for new posts on followed blog lists or whatever theyre called.....that is a hint to follow by the way.....Suggestions are appriciated!

Alfons Mucha Art

Mucha: Art Nouveau

Well, Caroline asked for more Mucha and I was going to make this post anyways but it was too late last night.
Alfons Mucha (male Caroline) was born in Ivančice, Moravia on the 24th of July 1860. Ivancice, Moravia was a region in today's Czech Republic. Mucha started out painting theatrical sets while studying art. When a fire destroyed his employer's buissness in 1881 he returned to Moravia to do freelance decorative and portrait painting.
Count Karl Khuen of Mikulov hired him to decorate Hrušovany Emmahof Castle with murals and was very much impressed that he agreed to sponser his education at Munich Academy of Fine Arts. Mucha moved to Paris in 1887, and continued his studies at Académie Julian and Académie Colarossi while also making advertisments and illustrations for a magazine. One day he just so happened to be in print shop when there was a sudden demand for a poster to advertise a play that Sarah Bernhardt was in. Bernhardt was a highly famous french actress and considered "the most famous actress in the world" by whom I havent any idea....
The play was at the Theatre de la Renaissance. Mucha volunteered to produce a lithographed poster within two weeks, and on January 1st, 1865, the advertisment for Gismonda appeared on the streets. Bernhardt was so impressed with the posters that she made a 6 year contract with Mucha. He produced many paintings and designs for jewlery, carpets, theatrical sets and wallpaper. People called his art Mucha Style but it became known as Art Nouveau.
He typically painted portraits of women usually in Neoclassical looking robes and with haloes above there heads. I made a slide show of only some of his art.

Blah Blah Blah....

I almost changed my background but just one look at that cute little yawning hairless cat and i couldnt. I know im the only one who things hes cute though.....Anyways, this is what i almost changed it to. Mucha is one of my favorite artists.

Son of a Mother Duck

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Well well well........

There just so happens to be a SHINY TOY GUNS CONCERT TOMMOROW and NIETHER hannah or flannery are going.....you disgust me.....so much that I didnt capitilize your names.....you call yourself fans.....YOU WONT EVEN GO FOR YOUR POOR LIVVY!!!! Yes ill just sit here in boring old costa rica while you two sit around and say, There IS a Shiny Toy Guns Concert tommorow but we wont go because we are just too lazy..... DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE IN SALT LAKE CITY RIGHT NOW SO I COULD GO TO IT??????

My Very Own Grown Up Farm

I have decided to have my very own farm. Yes a farm. I will have a Jemima Puddle Duck, a Tom Kitten, Peter Rabbit, Flopsy and Mopsy, Pigling Bland and oh dear i cant remember the black pigs name........well i will also have a bountiful amount of cats (hairless too) and guinea pigs. Dogs, Cowsies, Goatsies, and Chickens. A horse named Hank and of course a chloe and olivia pug. I will have bees for plentiful honey and TONS of fruits and vegatables.

I so TERRIBLY AM ADDICTED TO HARVEST MOON AND DONKEY KONG 64

I CAN BLOG NOW!!!!!!

They have internet at school in the library and i can get on and TALK AND BLOG AND EVERYTHING! except webcam but thats ok cause those of you with concern for my sanity will call me. Like cough cough sage cough......

My Computer is Broken

My computer is broken at the condo. Im at an internet cafe now. I have limited time. Dont be offended if i dont email back.

Brosif and Breshkel! Yes i said Breshkel...

Essay

Well its not really an essay really... but i have to write a creative non-fiction about my life for english and i cant really think of what to do. Does anyone remember any stories that could fit into a two page story? About me? I was thinking the French Toast story...

Aminal Pictures

Look down at my new slideshow! its so cute!

Anyone feeling REALLY nice?

Ok so basically i given it almost three weeks here and I hate it. Absolutly hate it. I hate school [but thats nothing new] I hate my computer as ive said many times before, i hate the bus that takes me to school, i hate the humidity, i hate the garbage, i hate it when people talk to me, i hate the super market, i already dislike some of the children at my school and i feel like im going insane without any animals around. This is actually true because I got a plant at the store and i have been talking to it. I miss Hires! I miss my piggie, my Macks, dance and everything in between. So is anyone feeling nice enough to buy me a plane ticket home????

More Stuff....

We have a banana tree in our backyard!!! And baby birds live in it! Yesterday was my first day of school and today my second obviously. they both were horrible and akward not to mention embarrassing and i just wish everyone would leave me alone because i cant speak spanish, im not a pretty costa rican girl, i am completly and utterly socially retarded, and i feel just plain old bewildered and hair-brained. i know they have good intentions, but i didnt and still dont plan on making friends which im completly fine with. And if i do sit by myself or i am solitary for even a minute they feel bad and start talking to me. BUT THEY HAVE TO FACE IT i wont fit in and I DONT CARE OR WANT TO!!! Dont get me wrong they are all nicer than i deserve -as a new bleach white american-and they arent annoying, i just dont know how to be friendly in genral. Maybe when i finally figure out where all my classes are i wont have to speak to anyone. art is weird too. its very differnt... but not as strange as somethings i suppose. oh man do i need a good greasy burger from hires......and a raspberry shake.......and cheese fries......maybe a York Mint Pattie for desert.... yum. they have nothing like hires anywhere except utah. i wish food would stay fresh and hot for a long time so someone who loves me will send me some hires.....mmmmm

Im Here

I am now in Costa Rica and it is HUMID. My skin is so soft! I am now typing this, half watching spanish mtv which has spanish beavis and butthead, spanish daria, spanish Hills, spanish spongebob and alot of other stuff. We have the olympics, nickelodeon, and A TON OF SPORTS. We havent seen any huge spiders yet but we have seen spiders. I have a freaking spider village in the skylight of my bathroom. And when we got here there was a gecko in our backyard! I will upload pictures soon. The keyboard i am typing on is really weird. It will take me awhile to figure it out. We just went to a grocery store called Mega Super and got delicious lunch. They accept Costa Rican money and American money! Its hilarious and embarassing to watch my mom try to speak spanish. We also have a small pool in our backyard which i call the puddle or the pond. I havent yet been in it. We have a banana tree too. There is a small park next to our house that has what we THOUGHT was an orange tree but when we picked one and began to eat it\spit it out we discovered it was in fact a lemon. The citrus here can be green on the outside but totally ripe on the inside, the lemons can LOOK exactly like oranges but, well, you know... and the limes im not sure if they are impersonators yet. Forgive me if i spell things wrong. This computer dosnt have spell check and i cant spell anyways. I will say more later. Leave comments!

BREAKING DAWN!!!!!!! Why does it have to end????!!!!!

There are no words to describe it. Words would not do it justice.... I hardly qualify to even speak its sacred name...






WARNING: IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE YOU WILL NOT SPEAK BADLY OF BREAKING DAWN AT ALL , MUCH LESS IN MY PRESENCE!!! YOU WILL BE BE SLOWLY DISMEMBERED AND BURNED IF YOU GIVE AWAY SPOILERS!!!!
I want to savor my last few days with the story being fresh...




PS: I also won Twilight themed chocolate in a Twilight Saga trivia contest last night...

I went to go see the Dark Knight!

As i said in my previous post Heath Ledger played the dark role of The Joker beautifully and flawlessly.
I also saw something that was overly exiting (by this i mean i hyperventilated in the movie theatre) THE LENGTH TWILIGHT MOVIE TRAILER!!!!!! I screamed for about half of the trailer ( completely involuntary its only instinct) and people looked at me as if i were some sort of freak... also i was hyperventilating for most of the other trailers because of it.

I Love Heath Ledger!

In Memoriam to the beautiful Heath Ledger, I will dedicate this post and my blog to him. I can not tell you how devastated I am due to his passing....I wish he could have lived longer so that we could appreciate him more for his great talent. But i am glad that he passed after portraying such a difficult role so flawlessly; The Joker.
Such a dark and complex role that he played so beautifully and perfectly. He was truly a gifted human being.
We love you always Heath Ledger. Rest In Peace.

-Olive-

Awesome Music

Hey! Check out Tristan Moore's website!
He composes music for The Children's Dance Theatre and he is pure genius

Any Ideas???

If anyone has any ideas for something I should do thats constructive with my life let me know now.... Seriously im dead bored of my life...

Groundies and Lemonade Stands

Click here if you want to have better Lemonade Stands.
Groundies Groundies and more Groundies!!!
This Summer will be known as the Summer of Groundies!! Playing Groundies till dark every night till dark and still begging for more time for more GROUNDIES!!!! The funnest game on the planet yet kept such a secret because of its everlasting fun!

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I am not nocturnal

I got alot of crap when i said that i was nocturnal but let me set the record straight: I am not nocturnal and i was not just saying that because i wanted to be a vampire. I actually do not want to be a vampire, i would rather be a witch that lived at Hogwarts. Better yet a gypsy witch. Yes that would be awesome... I actually waited for an owl that would bring my Hogwarts acceptance letter when i turned 11. -oLiVe (=^.^=)

New Blog!!!

I have severely changed my blog yes... but i think it looks better now dont you think?

Miracle baby? Born twice? Follow the link

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/24999650/?GT1=43001

Um ok... well theres not much to say for me except that I think no one really likes my blog except... no one actually not even my friends...sooo yeah just me and my uneventful life...
Let me just set the record straight: I really really really hate high school musical and disney channel.

French Toast @ 2:30 in the Morning

READ THIS FIRST: IF YOU ARE HANNAH'S PARENTS OR OLIVE'S PARENTS YOU CANNOT READ THIS!!!!! NOT THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL PHYSICALLY STOP YOU BUT JUST DONT DO IT!!!!



Okay I cant remember if it was two nights ago or it was probably a few mornings ago... my time is a messed up because I stayed up so late (4:00 am) I was bored at 2 am soooo I MADE FRENCH TOAST!!! I didnt eat the french toast because I for some reason or another I decided to walk to Hannahs house and deliver it to her on a plate with syrup....Soooo I snuck into her backyard and went to her basement bedroom window to wake her. It apparently didnt register in my mind that her parents bedroom window was wide open above hers. CRAP!!!! so i had to be extra quiet and not wake them in the process of waking Hannah. I decided to text her. That didnt wake her up. So I called her. Good thing she left her phone on loud because it rang and woke her up. She opened her blinds and there I was in the pouring rain at 2:30 am. She of course thought I was mentally ill or that I was on drugs but she eventually accepted the french toast because its her favorite. AND technically it was breakfast time because it was in the AM!
-oLiVe (=^.^=)

Longest post of my life...

SOOO...I think i may be nocturnal. I just don't like the daytime guess. I can sleep all day and stay up all night. sooo i declare that I AM NOCTURNAL. On to a new subject! My biggest goals in life right now are to actually full on punch someone in the face, (dont worry they would have to deserve it)eat two sticks of butter at the same time, (i once expressed this goal to my friend hannah she looked at me funny and said,"you know most people have goals like going to college and stuff" and stuff... psh she just does not get it. The last one is quite intriguing to me. I day dream about it alot.
It is that I would somehow get stuck in an for at least an hour elevator at separate times with the following people:Robert Pattinson (to give him a piece of my mind but mostly to stare at him),Stephenie Meyer (to pick her brain and ask her why i wasn't on the twilight lexicon yet! I DID give her a freaking gift basket)
AND most of all JK ROWLING!!! This one better be self explanatory.

I dont exactly know why i would choose an elevator. Maybe just because its a confined space and they cant escape. HAHA!!!

I also recently watched the Hills Have Eyes and House of Wax!!! Let me tell you the gore and violence was life changing! It was so awesome!!! But mostly hilarious. Flan didn't think so but I certainly did. -olive <(='.'=)>

Check out the first chapter of BREAKING DAWN here
I dont know if this is the whole thing but its pretty cool. Au Revoir <(='.'=)>

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!
I JUST MET STEPHENIE MEYER AN HOUR AGO!!!!!!!!! SHE WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!SHE'S SO NICE EVEN IN REAL LIFE!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!!! I WILL GIVE DETAILS AS SOON AS I RECOVER!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dooo deeeeeee doooooo deee dummm. What would make my blog more interesting???? Post your comments now!!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWILIGHT VIDEOS TWILIGHT VIDEOS TWILIGHT VIDEOS TWILIGHT VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!
TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEHIND THE SCENES OF TWILIGHT THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO TO THE TWILIGHT LEXICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow thats alot of exclamation marks!!!! Hmmmm I wonder whyyyyyy I still have this blog..... No one but me looks at it and im talking to myself.....

I have a date with death tomorrow

I am going back to school tomorrow from spring break. I am going to die. That is all I can say. I am going to die simply because I have to endure another wretched day in junior high. A Monday no less! I think for my last supper I want to eat as much sushi as I can handle, then for the main course, 50 grilled cheese sandwiches (extra buttery please) then for dessert, ill eat my weight in ice cream. I don't know what flavor yet. I promise you I am not this fat...

My First Blog!!!

Hello everyone who is bored enough to read this blog!!! The picture I have posted is of a manga that I LOVE!! YOTSUBA!! My friendly friend Hannah introduced me to them.
Other amazing mangas are: FRUITS BASKET!! <(=^.^=)>


umm and Vampire Knight is awsome and has, of course, good looking vampires. A good anime that I have been introduced to is KODOCHA!!! (aka childs toy) it is HILARIOUS!!
- OLiVE (='.'=)