The Olive Tree

Attack of The Heart Shaped Pizza

2011-02-20T06:36:00.000-08:00

We'll start with Friday night at the pizzeria Europa.
Host Sister: Mom, let's do something really lovely tonight and go out for pizza. Olivia, is that alright with you?
Is that alright with me? Umm what do you think?
Walking in to the pizzeria, we were greeted by the owner who of course knows my host family and greeted them in the only way an Italian knows how. After our grand entrance and greeting almost half of the resturant because every pretty much knows everyone, we went to sit down.
I looked around on the way to our seats and saw old people, more old people, babies, old people, and then, a smexy, so this is what everyone was on about, "Italian Stallion." It was like he was the poster boy for the Italian Stallions. I suppose I did what they call, "making eyes" with someone, and then we found our table. I sat down and had a perfect, far-enough-away view of my find. Far enough away so he couldn't catch me staring like a perve yet, close enough to see details.
Then it was time to order. (this is where it gets kind of gross but, pretty much the best part of the story.)
The owner came back and promptly made himself comfortable at our table to take our order. He is exactly what you think of when you immagine an Italian. Gold necklaces with crosses, gold rings, an earring in one ear, loud, happy, and in control. When it came to my turn, I told him to make mine a suprise just like any "rebelious", "free spirited" tourist.
We then waited. I stared some more at my future boyfriend, and then came out three pizzas; each one big enough to split among 4 people. Two of which (one for me, one for my host sister) were heart shaped. My host sister's was nice, light, fluffy, and completely healthy so as not to ruin her pretty, Italian figure and perfect Italian complexion.
Mine, instead, was bound to do some major damage and I was never so excited to eat something in my life. It pretty much looked like somthing my brother would make as a late saturday night, expirement for dinner when my parents go out and leave him in charge of me and my little sister.
The heart pizza looked like the future of mine but, I dug in. My first thought wasn't really a thought, it was more like a bunch that my brain spluttered out all at once and it turned into mush. A delicious combo of mozzarella, sausage, prosciutto, mushrooms, eggplant and salame all on top of spectacular tomato sauce and crust so good, if they don't serve it in heaven, I don't want to go. I ate the whole thing. Nothing wasted. That's when I mentioned it was hot and asked if my face was pink. My host mom said yes and then kind of muttered under her breath "because you ate all those carbs..." She must have just been jealous that she had to eat a pizza with lettuce on it and I downed a pizza capable of clogging my arteries on the spot, despite being in plain view of an almost equally delicious Italian boy. (He was long forgotten when I layed eyes on my new found love, the heart shaped pizza.)

Oh, yes. I am indeed still feeling the greasy results. I would so do it again.
Picture soon!
-Olive

2011-01-29T05:21:00.000-08:00

Since the constant improve game of learning Italian requires me to "pick up" what Italians say and repeate it like a parrot, I usually come home with my pockets full of rocks and by rocks I mean phrases or words that I hear often. Then I go home, sit down at the computer and empty out my pockets. It's sometimes funny what I pick up but, I have begun to see a pattern forming in the majority of words I pick up. Yes, a lot of them are swear words and I probably know all the Saints names combined with various animals now but, this most recent list just goes to show how skeptical Italians are of the entire world around them:
Scamato-Scam
Sciopero-Strike (I actually learned this one a while ago but it is used more often than you would think)
Non mi frega niente-I don't give a damn but, if you take off the "niente", which means "nothing", then it just means "I don't care" (usually followed by some hand gestures because Italian is about 45% sign language)
Porca Troia-Holy Shit
Peggio-Worse
Furba-Crafty
Yet, at the same time their language has everday phrases and words that translate into the most beautiful things in English.
I'm going brag now and say that I can finally follow an entire lesson and give some input without falling asleep. I can also write down all the notes that my Italian/History teacher gives us for an hour but, even though he saw that I had been doing so and told me "bravissima, bravissima" (this is something very special and rare coming from a teacher that scares the crap out of my entire class and his very presence demands their upmost respect, even from the "bad-ass" kids in my class) he told me I was ready to have a notebook just for History since I could take notes. He said the notebook should perferably have a cat on it. Thats when almost everyone lifted up their notebooks for History, displaying cats on all of them. I don't know if it is a coincidence or this teacher has a weird cat fascination but, it this funny classroom story had to be recorded somewhere. It doesn't quite top "Super Babies!" but it comes close.
Ci Vediamo!
-Olive

Le Parolaccie Are The Best Of Words

2011-01-18T07:29:00.000-08:00

I am convinced that although Italian is one of the most beautiful languages that ever existed, the fact that it is so close to Latin, it also holds primitive tendencies. It is a fairly young language and still is. But, it seems as though the language itself makes Italians part of the way they are. Love is obviously above many things in their culture. Therfore, you don't say or take lightly ti amo it is strictly reserved only for lovers and only when they are alone. That's it. You don't say it in public, you don't say it to your children, you don't say it to your friends and you most definitely don't say it to your cat.
Another example. Food (of course that would be next). Italian just sounds like food. Especially when you are hungry. Just listening to it I can hear: Tortellini con Prosciutto Cotto e panna, Spaghetti Carbonara, Tiramisu, the best olive oil on the planet, Nutella etc...
And lastly, just as much as Italian has the ability to make you swoon like you never have-especially when it's coming out of the mouth of a beautiful Italian boy-it has the ability to sound angry. No.
Down right frightening.
I don't know if it was scarier before when I didn't understand and it all just sounded like rapid gunfire over and over again, or if it's worse now that I can understand every cuss word, every threat and every (AND MANY) exasperation(s).
My host mom for example. Or, almost every Italian woman and a few men. Nothing sounds more threatening than a nice, long, growling cuss word thrown at the TV when a certain unfavored polition is speaking, or worse, on the phone or worse, to someones face. No, at that point it's just entertaining (as long you aren't the one being yelled at).
They can hold out those lovely words as long as they want. They roll the r's as if some sort of primitive side has taken over and this sound was built in to the language for emergencies such as these in order to make the user seem more animalistic, thereby frightening the oponent or...prey in some cases it feels like.
I'll have you all know i'm learning well. All you special people at East (you know who you are) thought I was a threat to the saftey of the school last year. Just wait, i've got some new tricks up my sleeves.

The New Year Speaks a New Language

2011-01-03T08:57:00.000-08:00

An Italian New Year is one where you can find friends just by stepping outside into the little town where theres a glittering atmosphere of a new start on the horizon. Where the smell of fireworks are everywhere, and as soon as you countdown, tre, due, uno into the next year you're sprayed with hundreds of bottles of champagne and embraced by masses of Italians you don't even know. But who cares? You meet them once, and afterwards its like you've been friends forever.
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This is the year to expand the queens empire. The year to use those stored up bits of wisdom you've gathered from tea-tags, experience, others, and yourself. The time to sharpen your skills in what is already there, but must be utilized like another newly grown limb.
Just Be Yourself. You'll Be Fine.

Xmas Wishlist: The Unabridged and Un-Filtered Version

2010-12-15T11:49:00.000-08:00

Doesn't Matter if i've Been Naughty Or Nice. Santie Better Pay Up:) Please
To get a 4.0 in my last year of hike skoo and not kill someone and or die:)
Acceptance into an amazing design college, hopefully Parsons
A jar of Nutella
The Dolce and Gabbanna coat I saw here
A Louis Vuitton purse
A ticket to the next Lady Gaga tour; Born This Way
An Italian boy who looks like a Burberry model
A Husky sewing machine
A mannequin that you can adjust the sizes on
To be an apprentice to a designer
A job that I at least like where I am my own boss (NOT babysitting) and I have money to buy materials for designs
A lifetime supply of mint magic tea
An herb and vegatable garden
A greenhouse
A box of Twinkies
The Dolce and Gabbanna shoes I saw here
Recognition for a hard earned yet, fufilling work
My verification to be enough
To expand in a global and mental sense, and the oppisite in a physical sense

And Wilbur wants his Malibu Barbie house to get fixed as well as a bigger cage
Seeing as i'm in Italy at the moment, one of my biggest wishes is true and the only one on the list i see coming in a box here, is the box of Twinkies.

Prefisso e Suffisso

2010-11-02T10:26:00.000-07:00

Prefix: Where did it come from? How was it born? How exactly in every detail was it permanantly marked by humans in its long life? Why?
Though we created it and continue to do so, it still seems to have its own life and mind. It ebbs and flows through everything and everyone. Like oxygen, being casually used like and arm or leg yet, the user doesn't even know what it is. Its deep, pitchy history, it's various shades, it's true meaning. Every piece of one part carries its own meaning, all knit together to turn out a piece of art which anyone can and will add their own streaks of paint and mold in a different way. Sometimes its root, its home, is lost in the process. Sometimes forever, and sometimes just until someone is curious enough to open the treasure box where its been quietly waiting for you to discover its been lost like an old pearl earring. Then, something feels right. When all the time its been a small seed of confusion that you just cover up with superficial acceptance. Now, you feel at home as well.
But, why are they changed? Simply for the sake of convinience? Why are they negligently twisted into something theyre not? Perhaps this is the way everything must go through in its life.
Suffix: And at the close of life, it knows in its every pore and fiber what it is. Though its gone through much filing down and bent in every way imaginable and unimaginable, the circle comes back around and it is how it was at birth. Perhaps at the close of its strenuous life, when it has grown weary of richoceting off of every wall on the planet a million times a second and the earth is finally silent, Language and all of its users will know what it really is and where it really came from.

2010-10-06T12:40:00.000-07:00

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Only In Italia

2010-09-29T11:16:00.000-07:00

-Girls actually do their hair everyday
-EVERYONE owns at least 3 Louis Vuitton bags (this doesn't include those they use for carrying ciggarette packs, makeup, glasses, cellphones and luggage.)
-Strait men walk around with Gucci bags and belts. (most men have "purses")
-You see men dressed in their 1920's Sunday best, reading the newspaper while smoking a pipe.
-They have a pizza called "pizza americana" which is a pizza smothered in french fries
More to come:)
Olive
p.s. THEY DO WEAR FANNY PACKS HERE

Leave Gaga Alone (And Britney Too:))

2010-09-20T11:01:00.000-07:00

As all of us know by now through the news that they like to say "spreads like wildfire", Lady Gaga has recently stepped it up yet another notch and given us quite the "meaty surprise."
Of course PETA got on her case. Of course Ellen gave her a bikini made of vegatables to make a humorous point. And, of course we are all asking, "What the hell was she thinking?!"
Why does this come as a surprise? What else would we expect from her?
In case you haven't already figured this out, this is WHO SHE IS.
Why would we want just another pop star who doesn' quite know who they are so they go on with they're lives trying on new hats and never being truely happy with who they are?
So she wore a dress made out of meat? There are far more important things to complain about. And isn't it amazing that theres a human being that can get away beautifully with wearing nothing but meat and diamonds?? Isn't amazing that she can keep doing what shes doing and not let comments like "you're a tranny" and "you are insane" beat you down (but instead just feed your fire?) And there is no point in arguing that it takes pure talent to pull off posing for a men's magazine as a man and make it not look like a joke.
How many women do YOU know who are able to do that?
What the world needs to understand about Lady GaGa is that she is NEVER going to change because of what people tell her is wrong, weird, or crude. She has shown us that you can be yourself in anyway you want. All it takes is courage and the ability to love yourself for who you are when no one does. She isn't just a shallow celebrity whose name will fade. Has the world not seen yet that she is and will be a legend like the ones we know? (i.e. David Bowie, Michael Jackson, Cher, Madonna etc.)
You don't have to like her music, her fashion, or her lifestyle but, you must know that what she does is real. That is the only way to describe what she does and what she is. She does what few artists dream of creating but never take action in doing so. She has a depth in her music that not every artist can claim. She has devoted to living for her fans, her inspirations, and herself.
She gave voice to those, who because of their circumstances and time of life, didn't have one. (Look up the lyrics to her song "Dance In The Dark")
She doesn't live by what humans have had ingrained in them over millions of years as, "normal." What is normal anyways? It's everyday life choices we make because weve been told that's the way its done and theres no other way. Why cant we do it another way?
She is a raw example if this. She is definately not what humans consider to be normal. But, humans aren't "normal." We are constantly making mistakes, doing "weird" things and getting ridiculed by people who are in the same boat. Why can't we just accept that that's the way it is? Isn't it more "normal" to do what feels right and not judge others on what that is to them?
So, heres to a beautiful human being with two hearts. :) Lady Gaga

Listen To My Whining!!

2010-09-14T10:34:00.000-07:00

As my few followers may know, I am now in Gorizia, Italy, where I will stay for the remainder of my school year and for a bit of next summer.
My town is very small and most of the buildings are very old and there is an old Roman ruin near my town. The beach is about an hour away in a town called Grado. I stayed there on my family's boat for a night but, it didn't exactly go over well due to the fact that I was already feeling sick when I woke up the next morning and they were frying fish for their friends and we had mysteriously moved from the dock to the middle of the sea. Half awake, I met their friends and then sat on the front of the boat when suddenly a wave of sickness over came me and I promptly vomited.
Since then, I haven't felt altogether there...mentally and physically... I am extremely homesick and I want to get over it as soon as possible...
On my way here, I arrived at the SLC airport all ready to leave when, after an hour of tom-foolery, they canceled my flight. Needless to say, I was upset... although, it was nice to see some of my family again before I left. When I finally arrived in Chicago, I had a lay over for 3 hours in which I made some pretty funny observances. First, there was the little german boy. He was accompanied by his sweaty elephant of a father and his mother who was sporting a fine mustache indeed. He was one of those children who are probably younger than they seem because of his portly figure. He had an very unfortunate haircut where his head was buzzed except for his bangs which were kept long in the front. They had given him a huge bag of Airheads which he was obviously devouring lovingly because his mouth and teeth were colored blue. Why wouldn't you give a child a bag of Airheads before a 14 hour flight?? It's a perfect way to let the person sitting in front of you know your there by consistently kicking the back of the seat.
I am disoriented to say the least. Being jet lagged mixed with gut wrenching homesickness is enough to make you want to die. I'm trying so hard to learn Italian but you start to hate it after a while when all you hear is noise noise noise noise!!!! It feels so incredibly good to write in English and not have to dumb it down. I am trying but, I can only handle so much of my host grandma following me around and talking to me in Italian thinking I know what she's babbling about.
So far, I have no friends at my school. My only friend is the maid at my house named Jeanny. She's very sweet, but probably thinks i'm so weird because I follow her around, make her listen to my sob stories about being homesick and I eat in the kitchen with her instead of eating in the dining room. It just feels weird to be waited on ALL the time. For once in my life I want to do dishes, laundry and other chores. Looks like all my complaining back home backfired on me.
Right now, i'm going to meet Jeanny's sister because my host parents went to a dinner. I think Jeanny knows I need to get out of the house.
More later....

Vinco

2010-07-17T23:14:00.000-07:00

vincere
v. win, defeat, vanquish, beat, overcome, conquer, overpower; score; control oneself

The above is entirely self explanatory. It is obviously a definition of an Italian verb. It also has to do with the name of a new Italian restaurant (verbal detour: this is the first time I have ever spelled restaurant right the first time.) in town. They call themselves "Vinto: Casual Italian." First of all; what does "casual Italian" imply? Can you arrive in sweat pants and hair done up in the well known greasy knot? And if that is what it implies, does that mean the attire can be bought at the D.I., but, the food is a piece of salad and maybe some prosciutto for seventeen dollars? With a grape for dessert if you're lucky??

I'll have you know I did find out answers to these questions. My first experience in the land of said "fancy-casualty" was more of an observance than anything. I realized that I liked the general atmosphere of the restaurant, I appreciated that they could make a small space feel quite spacious, and especially that the prices were fair for the quality, authenticity, amount and taste of food that was served. The portions were moderately sized while at the same time satisfying my piggy appetite. And to answer the final question, yes, you can wear the grease knot and sweat pants without being scoffed at.

Out of all this information I gathered, there was still something I couldn't put my little, scrawny finger on...it was my second experience at Vinto when I was personally enlightened. It happened when I was about to put a piece of Caesar salad in my mouth. (this is no ordinary Sizzler salad bar Caesar mind you; it was heavenly) As the piece of green, dressing drenched goodness was about to be shoved into my pie hole, someone above me politely asked if I would like some freshly ground pepper on that. This someone was really just a someone, it was a Dolce & Gabbana model, a Greek god if you will. With salad hanging out of my mouth I mumbled something that sounded like a "No, thank you." and looked around me to find more of these D&G models hurrying around in aprons. Why hadn't I noticed this before?? I then began wondering why they lure greasy haired, sweat pants fools like me in with the idea of "casual Italian" just to crush your dreams with a waiter that could very well be on an ad for Burberry and you know for a fact they are gay??

Then another thought came to my head just in time for the serving of the most delicious basil gelato I have ever witnessed in my short life. The thought came just as another one of these so called waiters came to serve the heaven food. I was immediately overcome in a fit of pathetic giggling at the thought of these downright smolderingly attractive men ascending to our table to serve me the choicest of desserts. So, it's safe to say my experience at Vinto was a good one (that's an understatement) and I will definitely be going back for more...basil gelato. I must now control myself :) I would recommend it to anyone and for any occasion. ...I shouldn't blog at 1:30 a.m. anymore...but if not now, then when???

On a lighter and more fashionable note, couldn't you just look at these forever??? Don't I kind of look like Emma Watson?? I can envision myself as being her sometimes...especially in these pictures...with these boys...

Daaaanng. I would imagine having him for a brother would be the most difficult thing in the world...

Do you think peanuts are called PEAnuts because the shell acts as a wannabe pea pod and peanuts wish they were peas?

2010-06-25T23:22:00.000-07:00

Wellllll it seems it's high time I take this forsaken blog off the dusty, forgotten shelf, blow off the dust like the old, lost, artifact it has now become and get it's cogs turning once more. I've got a hungry black cat with tuna breath sitting on the chair next to me, begging me to let him cheat on his diet, some triumphant, get-back-on-the-horse-and-kick-some- blogging ass (if I may be so bold as to make up and use that term) music, a brother telling me I look haggard (i.e. sweaty, baggy-eyed, and tired-this could be thought of as encouragement to do something productive if you're a glass-half-full type of person...in that case stop reading this blog) and an outstanding case of insomnia.
Why yes, of course I have to wake up at 7 am tomorrow. That would be why I'm writing on this blog now and procrastinating laying in bed for two more hours in almost complete darkness (my neighbors must go through light bulbs like water) and listen to my guinea pig drink a whole bottle of water with such vigor you would think he was trying to watch his figure by using the poor, green bottle as a punching bag.
You know you're life is full and rich when you spend your time (two birds in one hour to be exact) giving dead birds proper burials in your backyard. Now, it's tricky business burying birds is. Depending on the location of the bird and the strength of your stomach and wits, the steps in transporting the bird to its grave can vary. In some cases, you must get two sturdy sticks, (this depends on the size of the bird but usually they are small enough)and fashion them in a chopstick like manner to get the bird from place to place. This sounds barbaric, but, rest assured that the bird's spirit is rooting for you to take it away from the maggot infested sidewalk or gutter where it left the world of earth-birdies and wouldn't want you to give it a proper burial at the expense of your health.
Now, you must find a nice place in nearby garden or dirt pile and dig with what you have. Be creative. For example: I was walking home from the D.I. after buying an assortment of spoons and forks and happened upon a deceased winged friend. I was then able to let it R.I.P. If worse comes to worse, use your hands. It won't kill you, but, if it did, you'd be the one rotting on the sidewalk eh??
Lastly, find a nice pretty rock to mark its resting place and say something nice in parting like, "You were the best party-animal-bird I knew." (you don't actually know these specific characteristics, but, it livens things up as much as things can be livened up at funerals) or, "You were the most devoted Lady GaGa fan I knew."
Thus, the art of bird funerals.

Gun Metal Glitter

2010-04-04T12:37:00.000-07:00

I realize my blog is probably the most boring thing on the face of the universe (besides waiting in line at the DMV for 3 hrs. only to fail your permit test twice.)but I get so lazy and my mind likes to wander from the subject that I initially had in mind to write about so the upkeep of a blog keeps escaping me.
Lately I have been engulfing my mind in the world of new music (new to me anyways) and old favorites. Aside from listening to Lady Gaga's new album for about the fiftieth time over, I have taken to becoming obsessed with music with an 80's synth pop theme. The band that should be coming to your mind right now is (drum roll please...) SHINY TOY GUNS. If you have not yet heard this fantastic band, I would suggest scrolling down the page to my playlist where there are many examples in song of the said music.
Not only do they sport this type of music, they will mix in a modern twist of futuristic sounds that can be likened to that of a robot's voice. They encompass lyrics that, on the surface sound like non-sense, but truly have a deeper meaning. But even when the lyrics have apparent and obvious meaning, there is often a background beat and rhythm that makes you want to jump on a neon rocket ship, have a space-age dance party, and never look back. Something about their music takes you to a glittery, mysterious, cloudy place you've never been and makes you never want to come back to earth.
On top of all of that, they have some songs that give you the sense for a brief moment that you are the coolest thing that graced the earth and to be honest; pretty bad-ass. (for a personal example: I would now like to dye my hair streaks of purple, pierce my lip and get an industrial on my ear.) Then, of course, if you're like me the song ends and you remember how lame you are and that you were probably listening to this song with your headphones on in the grocery store and singing along in a voice that most likely sounded to everyone in ear shot like a whale stuck in a jar. You also may have had your eyes closed...not so bad-ass anymore right?
So, check 'em out, download them, plug yourself in, get to the nearest Smith's and get your new persona on!

Too Bad I Never Took The Time To Even Learn Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the Violin

2010-01-10T12:06:00.001-08:00

Enjoy!!!!! Europeans are so smart....

This one is INSANE

In Her Eyes

I can Walk On Water I Can Fly

There's tons more too!!!! Look up 333lucas333 on youtube!!!!

A Yellow Pants Catastrophe!

2009-12-02T15:30:00.000-08:00

Who's fantastic idea is stop light day anyways?
Today started at 6 am as usual, but it was one of those days when you don't want to get out of bed so much that its physically impossible. I'll say, it isn't natural to begin with to get up at 6 am 5 days a week when you need as much sleep as an infant. Anyhow, after hitting the snooze 6 times at 5 minute intervals, i finally got out of bed at...(do the math yourself) I then did as much as I could with the rat-nest of my hair and the day's fun began. The fun began when i found a white hair....it sounds so stupid writing this and I must say now that I think of it, I'm quite proud of myself for conjuring up a white hair over night! Maybe I am turning into Dumbledore after all! I tried to brush it off but there was no kind of luck but bad today for me and it was just the beginning.
It was time to get dressed then so I went to put on the outfit I had planned in my head last night. This ended in a whirlwind of clothes in my room from my angry search for a measly pair of leggings. I finally found them after tearing apart the contents of my dresser, (and thoroughly frightening my guinea pig) only to find that my nit-pickyness wouldn't agree with the outfit I thought would look good. I caved in and gave up on looking like a girl and put on a huge, dirty sweatshirt and the now forbidden yellow pants. I made it to first period on a stomach of half a french toast and sweat drenched state of being (thanks to my daily exercise of the B to D floor).
English was mostly normal except that instead of being educated on the English language, we had a thorough lecture on the Russian Revolution. I cant say I disliked the change in routine. The bell rang and I stepped out into the hall on my way to second period (walking through the halls is quite like swimming upstream in a river of gorillas and donkeys at my school mind you, and especially dangerous for a little shrimp like me) when I hear loud and clear, "OOOHHH SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH!" I stopped dead in my tracks and remembered the horrifying thing I purposely forgot. Stoplight day. I hadn't intended on participating in spirit week's tom foolery, yet today I had. Let me now explain the idea of Stoplight day. You wear red to say that you are taken and you have a happy yet complicated high school relationship and you are considered cool by those around you. Wear green to say you are in the search of that perfect match in your life, but really you're just single and feel sorry for yourself. And the dreaded yellow; you have a crush, BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SAY WHO! It was just my luck to wear scream-at-you-in-your-face-you'd-be-blind-not-to-notice yellow pants. At this point I'm just going to have to laugh at what a plane wreck of a day I had. These kinds of days are for a good laugh because they probably mean you havent had a good one in a while. Better luck tomorrow might mean a boring day so let's just hope for.....EXCITING! I wasn't cut out for high school, so in other words, I wasn't cut out to be a puzzle piece and I'm glad!
-oLivE <(^^,)> Live Long and Prosper
P.S.!!!! NEW LIGHTS ALBUM (The Listening) AND BASSHUNTER ALBUM (Every Morning)

2009-09-19T21:57:00.000-07:00

Remedy-Little Boots (IAMSOUND, Sixsevenine, Atlantic, Elektra) How Do You Do-Boom (Hard2Beat Records) AND NOW PRESENTING THE NEW BASS GENERATION 28.09.09 Why-Basshunter (Hard2Beat Records) Day & Night-Basshunter

I Still Love-Basshunter

I Cant Deny

My computer doesnt seem to be working so i shall post the rest of the playlist later!!! BASS GENERATION 28.09.09!!!!!!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (im so excited that i posted it all over flans facebook, its unhealthy...)
-oLive d[-_-]b

Tooth and Brain Problems

2009-09-04T23:05:00.000-07:00

The tooth problem really quick i will say was just me being too excited to eat a meat ball sandwich and biting my fork instead and then possibly breaking my bottom tooth a little. I have come to terms with the fact that i am not that enthralling or capturing when it comes to writing. Especially on my blog. But really, who besides myself cares if i find a newly leaked Basshunter song? Or that i have unhealthy obsessions with things? I would like to know that. So, i will try to be more interesting so this blog isnt like the rest of my life. Which is talking to myself. Thats what i do most the time. But if the blog is interesting, it should finally have purpose.
Since i started school I realized my creativity level has been shot. Shot down like a dead deer in the road. (hehe dead deer....) but this is no surprise. Im not sure if its only because i am distracted by school work, because i have the sneaking suspicion that it might be because of the social scene at East. Dont you think it could be that? (this is reaking with sarcasm by the way) Let me elaborate before you jump to the typical solution that i am "insecure" and "depressed" because im not. This isnt that serious, but it is ridiculous. Let me just ask you one question: Would you feel like you were progressing in anyway mentally if you were surrounded by people who didnt know that pushing people down stairways is just slightly rude? Or people who think that mixing battery acid into a pill like substance and passing it off as ecstasy is a FANTASTIC IDEA!!! No, actually those people arent as dumb as the people who actually pay them for it and take them....Its gotten to the point of hilarity though. Seriously, its pretty amusing that there can be people out there that dont know that battery acid actually kills you kids!
Another one I just LOVE is lack of common hygiene. I understand if you are poor or homeless and you cant afford soap, but im pretty sure deodorant was invented for a really good reason and we should all take advantage of its benefits. SHAMPOO is the tricky one though. Its almost like, people like all manner of dandruff and pests living in their hair. Some kids, i cant tell if they just got out of the shower (no such luck) or they are just really greasy. I dont get close enough to tell, for fear of dry heaving and therefore dying, but unless they have been wetting their hair in between periods, you can usually tell it really was grease if it still looks wet at the end of the day.
This is just great, see what ive come to? I have nothing better to write about on my blog than the pond scum of East High. Help me!! Post suggestions are welcome! Just comment on this one and leave a single word topic.
Live Long and Prosper,
=(^.^)= olive
p.s. there is a fly in my kitchen

My Deep Obession Continues...

2009-07-29T22:29:00.000-07:00

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You gotta have BASSHUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And i must know of all his works even if someone on youtube aquired them illegally!!! Music should be free!!! AND HIS MUSIC IS FREEDOM TO MY EARS!!!!!!!!!

Moon Trip!!! I just found this!!!

nUb3r5!!!!! It says its on his new album and i hope thats true beacause its brilliant as usual!!!

Ellinor!!! Beautiful if combined with the song Camilla...look at all those ladies surrounding him....

Just a little random fun but...Holey Guacamole! If they made an album together my life would DEFINITELY be complete...BUT im so glad that theyre friends!! Almost as good!!!

So sweet!!!

IM IN A VERY STRANGE MOOD AT MIDNIGHT....i promise ill get back to Basshunter but this is funny!!!

Wizard Elements probably from when he was Bassmachine...never made it on an album....i cry every night into my pillow for those Fruity Loop creations that just didnt make the cut...

Okay now im just getting sidetracked BUT ITS SOOOO GOOOOD!!!!! I give you HARDLANGER!!! Oh and yes it is copying Basshunter, but how many different sounds can you make on Fruity Loops???

OOOO good remixing i say!!!
Well thats all for now!!! More to come soon im sure!!

Goodbye You Horrible Monster Called east high (for now)

2009-07-08T18:29:00.000-07:00

(first id like to say that the reason east high is not capitolized is because i dont believe in capitolizing something i hate)
Hello! I havent written for a bajillion years but why force yourself to write if you dont want to? Also i figure since it was winter and then i had to go to school, i had no time and it would just tax my reserves. But now, i am back and im going to write about the adventures i hopefully will have this summer. Firstly, I have embraced the geek inside me (it was always there and now im encouraging it even more than ever) and i am currently playing Zelda: Ocarina of Time (one of the best games ever made, its not an opinion its a fact, look it up) and Zelda: Majora's Mask. I have also begun new hobbies and talents such as the art of Paper Craft. I have posted websites well worth your time, so take a look. Im not very good yet because I have only started today but i decided to start with a simple character from the addicting PS2 game, Katamari Damacy. He will be finished shortly but i had to put myself in time out before i mashed the poor thing. (The tedium was just too much for my empty stomach) I havent been designing as much or drawing either, (Except in church hehehe) but when i do feel so inclined, I like to get reference from a website called Deviant Art.
Its a website designed so that even the most amateur artists can post their art for the world to see! I would like to start posting my designs as soon as possible. Well, thats just about as much writing as ill do for now! Live Long and Prosper...

So Cute!!!

2009-03-14T23:31:00.000-07:00

ALL thank to Jihyun for introducing me to these fine pieces of Korea!!! Its a cute Korean band called Big Bang and i am in LOVE!

I am SPEECHLESS!

2009-03-12T14:11:00.000-07:00

I cannot believe i have been so stupid wracking my brains trying to think of something to write about when i havent even dedicated a post, let alone my WHOLE BLOG to the most amazing musician in my life at the moment!!!! BASSHUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot put into words how much i LOVE no.....OBSESS over this fantastic Swedish hottie!!!!!! If his music was a person, i would makeout with them. I am the ultimate #1 creepy Basshunter fanatic. If I lived in the United Kingdom i would stalk him i swear and im not ashamed to admit it. I would most likely be arrested for sexual harassment if i were in a mile radius of him. I WILL go to Sweden ASAP!!!! Why do Americans get stuck with crappy cookie cutter "musicians"???? Because EUROPE IS BETTER THAN US!!!!!! I listen to Basshunter about 50 times in a single day at least. His is the only music that I havent gotten sick of after a while. His music has struck a world record in my book. Im not trying to advertise him HE JUST TAKES THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!!!
And to think he made one song on a computer program and posted it on myspace in one night his computer crashed because so many people downloaded it. THAT IS REAL FAME PEOPLE!!! PURE TALENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so enjoy these wonderful pictures of this breathtaking swedish boy cause all he ever wanted was to see you smiling. ;)
-oLiVE <(=^.^=)>

All I Can Say: He Had it Coming To Him

2008-12-14T17:51:00.000-08:00

This is by far THE most hilarious thing i have ever seen.....so far please just watch it because really, he DID have it coming for him. Too bad we dont have anymore money for ex presidents to have secret service anymore....haha.

On another note, did you know in Utah its legal to discriminate against sexual orientation in jobs and schools? What has the world come to? Canceling intelligent tellevision shows like Pushing Daises, - which was the only soap on tv that stimulated your intellect- discriminating human beings for whom they choose to love and a giant list of horrors that would take years years to write.

My Heart Is Going To Break In Two

2008-12-04T13:18:00.000-08:00

http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/midnightsun.html

Just so everyone knows i didnt just find out I was just reading what she said, but when i did read this, i almost cried. How could someone just do that to her?! Sucking her for all her worth and exploiting it. Shes only a human!! (we think) But seriously! It makes me want to rip that persons head off and roast it slowly on a stick! I know she will never read this ( which makes me feel horrid that i will never get to talk to her) but i just hopes she knows that some of us WILL wait for her beautiful works until theyre published, because we love her and want to support her wonderful gift not just because we want a juicy story but because her description and illustrative, talented writing is beyond words. I really hope she knows this but if she dosnt I will do everything in my power to let her know.

Dont Forget!!!

2008-12-04T11:24:00.000-08:00

I know I love Twilight with all my being but i cant forget my first love: HARRY POTTER!!!!

Harry Potter came first and will always hold a HUGE place in my entire existence so......EVERYONE READ THE BOOKS AND FOR PETES DRAGON, SEE THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

BDFHGFDUHGUFDHNGJFDHGUREHUKGRBHJBG43806!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-22T16:52:00.000-08:00

ITS OFFICIAL!!!!!! NEW MOON IS IN PRODUCTION!!!!!!!!!!! (big surprise seeing as the ending is amazing and the movie is beyond words...) hngjrebfrshjgiseh!!!!!!!!hfdujbgrdiohguirehgirsohgioert94eu5943ut8eut845ye89

So Epic....

2008-11-04T15:15:00.000-08:00

This is so epic....you know you love it. Don't laugh. I happen to love The Neverending Story

PLEASE VOTE FOR OBAMA

2008-11-04T14:19:00.000-08:00

Blame Me

2008-10-30T20:46:00.000-07:00

So you can all blame me!
-oLiVe <(=^.^=)>

Soccer

2008-10-26T14:22:00.000-07:00

This is going to be short but i dont care. Last Saturday i played soccer. (yes i really did actually play, not watch) The field was muddy, the sun beating down upon us and it was as humid as ever. By us i mean around 10 boys and me. Woo Hoo....so i did my best and actually blocked the goal! With my face mind you, i wasnt paying attention and someone kicked it right in to my face by accident. It knocked me flat on my butt. I got up and kinda felt like roosify the cat when his face gets smashed in the mouse hole but all was well (no i did not cry, i know you think i did) After, we (i watched this) did a number of boyish things i.e. throw rocks a bypassing cars, put nails point up in the road, cat-call (i did NOT do this i promise you), pee wherever you may(i did NOT watch or do this either), and all that in between. So, don't misunderstand me the day had its highlights.

Hey at least now i know kinda what it feels like to be punched in the face, it kinda oddly felt refreshing...

I am an IDIOT!!!

2008-10-12T15:46:00.000-07:00

Shame upon me for this! For not checking The Twilight Lexicon and not staying updated on news! The long Twilight trailer is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I may have already seen it in theatres but then again i may have forgotten because all i remember is going to see The Dark Knight (which is amazing bye the way) and waiting for it to start and then all the sudden i see "when you live forever, what do you live for?" on the screen and immediatly start full blown screaming. Well, to be quite honest it was really squealing, screeching, hyperventilating, and all that good stuff. Sage and Flan had to restrain me and try to sush me as people in the movie theatre annoyed and worried at me due to my having some sort of fit but anyways...HERE IT IS!!!! ENJOY!!!!!

Super Babies

2008-10-11T12:04:00.000-07:00

So at my new school they speak only spanish and when they do speak english in english class it usually comes out something like this, "The lady want to f*** her dog" and "There is a f***ing beside the horses" whatever that means....but my favorite is when they talk about irresponsible sexual activites in the ENGLISH class and say, "If you have irresposible sex then you will have Super Babies" and when they were dicussing the things that were going on in a picture of a blind lady walking a German Shepard they were saying things like, "The lady wants to f*** her dog and then they will have SUPER DOG BABIES!" "But, then the dog dosnt like the lady because she is the ugliest human he has ever seen." "The dog tries to escape because he is desperate and he sees a beautiful girl that he wants to f***" I just sat emmbarrassed and slightly amused at there immproper english. Sat there as they said these things aloud to the teacher and eachother (the teacher was laughing too), howling with laughter. I wont go into what they said about other pictures because believe it or not they were worse. Except for one thing, the way they say Super Babies will forever be laminated in my mind. Try saying this alloud, "Soopur Biebies" try it a few times. I just cant seem to get it out of my head.

On to another subject, I would really like to go home for the winter because of several matters. If anyone has a few hundred dollars they could graciously spare for my plane ticket that would be fantastic....

Attraction Pour La Mode

2008-10-03T20:46:00.000-07:00

I have a new blog, well kind of new because its been running for a while now, but anyways, its called Attraction Pour La Mode which is French for Attraction for Fashion. I havent mentioned it for a while because it was still in progress and somehow Hannah stumbled upon it when I had but one post so no offense, you werent just left out. Flan and I are supposed to both be working on it but as of late it has just been me so....

Well, I would like it if you would take a look and tell me what you think either through email or comments. I update it often so please watch for new posts on followed blog lists or whatever theyre called.....that is a hint to follow by the way.....Suggestions are appriciated!

Alfons Mucha Art

2008-10-01T17:25:00.000-07:00

Mucha: Art Nouveau

2008-10-01T16:28:00.000-07:00

Well, Caroline asked for more Mucha and I was going to make this post anyways but it was too late last night.
Alfons Mucha (male Caroline) was born in Ivančice, Moravia on the 24th of July 1860. Ivancice, Moravia was a region in today's Czech Republic. Mucha started out painting theatrical sets while studying art. When a fire destroyed his employer's buissness in 1881 he returned to Moravia to do freelance decorative and portrait painting.
Count Karl Khuen of Mikulov hired him to decorate Hrušovany Emmahof Castle with murals and was very much impressed that he agreed to sponser his education at Munich Academy of Fine Arts. Mucha moved to Paris in 1887, and continued his studies at Académie Julian and Académie Colarossi while also making advertisments and illustrations for a magazine. One day he just so happened to be in print shop when there was a sudden demand for a poster to advertise a play that Sarah Bernhardt was in. Bernhardt was a highly famous french actress and considered "the most famous actress in the world" by whom I havent any idea....
The play was at the Theatre de la Renaissance. Mucha volunteered to produce a lithographed poster within two weeks, and on January 1st, 1865, the advertisment for Gismonda appeared on the streets. Bernhardt was so impressed with the posters that she made a 6 year contract with Mucha. He produced many paintings and designs for jewlery, carpets, theatrical sets and wallpaper. People called his art Mucha Style but it became known as Art Nouveau.
He typically painted portraits of women usually in Neoclassical looking robes and with haloes above there heads. I made a slide show of only some of his art.

Blah Blah Blah....

2008-09-30T23:43:00.000-07:00

I almost changed my background but just one look at that cute little yawning hairless cat and i couldnt. I know im the only one who things hes cute though.....Anyways, this is what i almost changed it to. Mucha is one of my favorite artists.

Son of a Mother Duck

2008-09-30T21:43:00.000-07:00

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2008-09-26T12:51:00.000-07:00

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Well well well........

2008-09-26T12:43:00.000-07:00

There just so happens to be a SHINY TOY GUNS CONCERT TOMMOROW and NIETHER hannah or flannery are going.....you disgust me.....so much that I didnt capitilize your names.....you call yourself fans.....YOU WONT EVEN GO FOR YOUR POOR LIVVY!!!! Yes ill just sit here in boring old costa rica while you two sit around and say, There IS a Shiny Toy Guns Concert tommorow but we wont go because we are just too lazy..... DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE IN SALT LAKE CITY RIGHT NOW SO I COULD GO TO IT??????

My Very Own Grown Up Farm

2008-09-25T13:00:00.000-07:00

I have decided to have my very own farm. Yes a farm. I will have a Jemima Puddle Duck, a Tom Kitten, Peter Rabbit, Flopsy and Mopsy, Pigling Bland and oh dear i cant remember the black pigs name........well i will also have a bountiful amount of cats (hairless too) and guinea pigs. Dogs, Cowsies, Goatsies, and Chickens. A horse named Hank and of course a chloe and olivia pug. I will have bees for plentiful honey and TONS of fruits and vegatables.

I so TERRIBLY AM ADDICTED TO HARVEST MOON AND DONKEY KONG 64

2008-09-25T12:25:00.000-07:00

I CAN BLOG NOW!!!!!!

2008-09-25T12:17:00.000-07:00

They have internet at school in the library and i can get on and TALK AND BLOG AND EVERYTHING! except webcam but thats ok cause those of you with concern for my sanity will call me. Like cough cough sage cough......

My Computer is Broken

2008-09-13T10:40:00.000-07:00

My computer is broken at the condo. Im at an internet cafe now. I have limited time. Dont be offended if i dont email back.

Brosif and Breshkel! Yes i said Breshkel...

2008-09-09T17:32:00.000-07:00

Essay

2008-09-08T20:45:00.000-07:00

Well its not really an essay really... but i have to write a creative non-fiction about my life for english and i cant really think of what to do. Does anyone remember any stories that could fit into a two page story? About me? I was thinking the French Toast story...

Aminal Pictures

2008-09-04T16:49:00.000-07:00

Look down at my new slideshow! its so cute!

Anyone feeling REALLY nice?

2008-09-03T19:54:00.000-07:00

Ok so basically i given it almost three weeks here and I hate it. Absolutly hate it. I hate school [but thats nothing new] I hate my computer as ive said many times before, i hate the bus that takes me to school, i hate the humidity, i hate the garbage, i hate it when people talk to me, i hate the super market, i already dislike some of the children at my school and i feel like im going insane without any animals around. This is actually true because I got a plant at the store and i have been talking to it. I miss Hires! I miss my piggie, my Macks, dance and everything in between. So is anyone feeling nice enough to buy me a plane ticket home????

More Stuff....

2008-08-27T17:47:00.000-07:00

We have a banana tree in our backyard!!! And baby birds live in it! Yesterday was my first day of school and today my second obviously. they both were horrible and akward not to mention embarrassing and i just wish everyone would leave me alone because i cant speak spanish, im not a pretty costa rican girl, i am completly and utterly socially retarded, and i feel just plain old bewildered and hair-brained. i know they have good intentions, but i didnt and still dont plan on making friends which im completly fine with. And if i do sit by myself or i am solitary for even a minute they feel bad and start talking to me. BUT THEY HAVE TO FACE IT i wont fit in and I DONT CARE OR WANT TO!!! Dont get me wrong they are all nicer than i deserve -as a new bleach white american-and they arent annoying, i just dont know how to be friendly in genral. Maybe when i finally figure out where all my classes are i wont have to speak to anyone. art is weird too. its very differnt... but not as strange as somethings i suppose. oh man do i need a good greasy burger from hires......and a raspberry shake.......and cheese fries......maybe a York Mint Pattie for desert.... yum. they have nothing like hires anywhere except utah. i wish food would stay fresh and hot for a long time so someone who loves me will send me some hires.....mmmmm

Im Here

2008-08-24T13:40:00.000-07:00

I am now in Costa Rica and it is HUMID. My skin is so soft! I am now typing this, half watching spanish mtv which has spanish beavis and butthead, spanish daria, spanish Hills, spanish spongebob and alot of other stuff. We have the olympics, nickelodeon, and A TON OF SPORTS. We havent seen any huge spiders yet but we have seen spiders. I have a freaking spider village in the skylight of my bathroom. And when we got here there was a gecko in our backyard! I will upload pictures soon. The keyboard i am typing on is really weird. It will take me awhile to figure it out. We just went to a grocery store called Mega Super and got delicious lunch. They accept Costa Rican money and American money! Its hilarious and embarassing to watch my mom try to speak spanish. We also have a small pool in our backyard which i call the puddle or the pond. I havent yet been in it. We have a banana tree too. There is a small park next to our house that has what we THOUGHT was an orange tree but when we picked one and began to eat it\spit it out we discovered it was in fact a lemon. The citrus here can be green on the outside but totally ripe on the inside, the lemons can LOOK exactly like oranges but, well, you know... and the limes im not sure if they are impersonators yet. Forgive me if i spell things wrong. This computer dosnt have spell check and i cant spell anyways. I will say more later. Leave comments!

BREAKING DAWN!!!!!!! Why does it have to end????!!!!!

2008-08-02T21:11:00.000-07:00

There are no words to describe it. Words would not do it justice.... I hardly qualify to even speak its sacred name...

WARNING: IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE YOU WILL NOT SPEAK BADLY OF BREAKING DAWN AT ALL , MUCH LESS IN MY PRESENCE!!! YOU WILL BE BE SLOWLY DISMEMBERED AND BURNED IF YOU GIVE AWAY SPOILERS!!!!
I want to savor my last few days with the story being fresh...

PS: I also won Twilight themed chocolate in a Twilight Saga trivia contest last night...

I went to go see the Dark Knight!

2008-08-02T21:04:00.000-07:00

As i said in my previous post Heath Ledger played the dark role of The Joker beautifully and flawlessly.
I also saw something that was overly exiting (by this i mean i hyperventilated in the movie theatre) THE LENGTH TWILIGHT MOVIE TRAILER!!!!!! I screamed for about half of the trailer ( completely involuntary its only instinct) and people looked at me as if i were some sort of freak... also i was hyperventilating for most of the other trailers because of it.

I Love Heath Ledger!

2008-07-21T21:28:00.000-07:00

In Memoriam to the beautiful Heath Ledger, I will dedicate this post and my blog to him. I can not tell you how devastated I am due to his passing....I wish he could have lived longer so that we could appreciate him more for his great talent. But i am glad that he passed after portraying such a difficult role so flawlessly; The Joker.
Such a dark and complex role that he played so beautifully and perfectly. He was truly a gifted human being.
We love you always Heath Ledger. Rest In Peace.

-Olive-

Awesome Music

2008-06-26T11:16:00.000-07:00

Hey! Check out Tristan Moore's website!
He composes music for The Children's Dance Theatre and he is pure genius

Any Ideas???

2008-06-21T23:35:00.000-07:00

If anyone has any ideas for something I should do thats constructive with my life let me know now.... Seriously im dead bored of my life...

Groundies and Lemonade Stands

2008-06-17T21:25:00.000-07:00

Click here if you want to have better Lemonade Stands.
Groundies Groundies and more Groundies!!!
This Summer will be known as the Summer of Groundies!! Playing Groundies till dark every night till dark and still begging for more time for more GROUNDIES!!!! The funnest game on the planet yet kept such a secret because of its everlasting fun!

2008-06-15T13:10:00.000-07:00

Bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I am not nocturnal

2008-06-11T19:53:00.000-07:00

I got alot of crap when i said that i was nocturnal but let me set the record straight: I am not nocturnal and i was not just saying that because i wanted to be a vampire. I actually do not want to be a vampire, i would rather be a witch that lived at Hogwarts. Better yet a gypsy witch. Yes that would be awesome... I actually waited for an owl that would bring my Hogwarts acceptance letter when i turned 11. -oLiVe (=^.^=)

New Blog!!!

2008-06-09T22:56:00.001-07:00

I have severely changed my blog yes... but i think it looks better now dont you think?

Miracle baby? Born twice? Follow the link

2008-06-09T19:07:00.000-07:00

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/24999650/?GT1=43001

Um ok... well theres not much to say for me except that I think no one really likes my blog except... no one actually not even my friends...sooo yeah just me and my uneventful life...
Let me just set the record straight: I really really really hate high school musical and disney channel.

French Toast @ 2:30 in the Morning

2008-06-08T15:21:00.000-07:00

READ THIS FIRST: IF YOU ARE HANNAH'S PARENTS OR OLIVE'S PARENTS YOU CANNOT READ THIS!!!!! NOT THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL PHYSICALLY STOP YOU BUT JUST DONT DO IT!!!!

Okay I cant remember if it was two nights ago or it was probably a few mornings ago... my time is a messed up because I stayed up so late (4:00 am) I was bored at 2 am soooo I MADE FRENCH TOAST!!! I didnt eat the french toast because I for some reason or another I decided to walk to Hannahs house and deliver it to her on a plate with syrup....Soooo I snuck into her backyard and went to her basement bedroom window to wake her. It apparently didnt register in my mind that her parents bedroom window was wide open above hers. CRAP!!!! so i had to be extra quiet and not wake them in the process of waking Hannah. I decided to text her. That didnt wake her up. So I called her. Good thing she left her phone on loud because it rang and woke her up. She opened her blinds and there I was in the pouring rain at 2:30 am. She of course thought I was mentally ill or that I was on drugs but she eventually accepted the french toast because its her favorite. AND technically it was breakfast time because it was in the AM!
-oLiVe (=^.^=)

Longest post of my life...

2008-06-04T22:35:00.000-07:00

SOOO...I think i may be nocturnal. I just don't like the daytime guess. I can sleep all day and stay up all night. sooo i declare that I AM NOCTURNAL. On to a new subject! My biggest goals in life right now are to actually full on punch someone in the face, (dont worry they would have to deserve it)eat two sticks of butter at the same time, (i once expressed this goal to my friend hannah she looked at me funny and said,"you know most people have goals like going to college and stuff" and stuff... psh she just does not get it. The last one is quite intriguing to me. I day dream about it alot.
It is that I would somehow get stuck in an for at least an hour elevator at separate times with the following people:Robert Pattinson (to give him a piece of my mind but mostly to stare at him),Stephenie Meyer (to pick her brain and ask her why i wasn't on the twilight lexicon yet! I DID give her a freaking gift basket)
AND most of all JK ROWLING!!! This one better be self explanatory.

I dont exactly know why i would choose an elevator. Maybe just because its a confined space and they cant escape. HAHA!!!

I also recently watched the Hills Have Eyes and House of Wax!!! Let me tell you the gore and violence was life changing! It was so awesome!!! But mostly hilarious. Flan didn't think so but I certainly did. -olive <(='.'=)>

2008-06-01T20:45:00.000-07:00

Check out the first chapter of BREAKING DAWN here
I dont know if this is the whole thing but its pretty cool. Au Revoir <(='.'=)>

2008-05-17T14:25:00.000-07:00

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!
I JUST MET STEPHENIE MEYER AN HOUR AGO!!!!!!!!! SHE WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!SHE'S SO NICE EVEN IN REAL LIFE!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!!! I WILL GIVE DETAILS AS SOON AS I RECOVER!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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2008-04-26T14:41:00.000-07:00

Dooo deeeeeee doooooo deee dummm. What would make my blog more interesting???? Post your comments now!!!!!!!!

2008-04-14T20:24:00.000-07:00

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TWILIGHT VIDEOS TWILIGHT VIDEOS TWILIGHT VIDEOS TWILIGHT VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!
TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEHIND THE SCENES OF TWILIGHT THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO TO THE TWILIGHT LEXICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow thats alot of exclamation marks!!!! Hmmmm I wonder whyyyyyy I still have this blog..... No one but me looks at it and im talking to myself.....

I have a date with death tomorrow

2008-03-30T12:05:00.000-07:00

I am going back to school tomorrow from spring break. I am going to die. That is all I can say. I am going to die simply because I have to endure another wretched day in junior high. A Monday no less! I think for my last supper I want to eat as much sushi as I can handle, then for the main course, 50 grilled cheese sandwiches (extra buttery please) then for dessert, ill eat my weight in ice cream. I don't know what flavor yet. I promise you I am not this fat...

My First Blog!!!

2008-03-28T22:24:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone who is bored enough to read this blog!!! The picture I have posted is of a manga that I LOVE!! YOTSUBA!! My friendly friend Hannah introduced me to them.
Other amazing mangas are: FRUITS BASKET!! <(=^.^=)>

umm and Vampire Knight is awsome and has, of course, good looking vampires. A good anime that I have been introduced to is KODOCHA!!! (aka childs toy) it is HILARIOUS!!
- OLiVE (='.'=)